what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
Skinny Girl’s Future
Thinking about my future body gets me so excited. My figure is going to be like BOW PADOW..watch out now!! 23 here I come!
You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.